Tuesday, April 15, 2014
ruinedchildhood:

me

missyay:

nazerine:

excessivecompulsive:

nazerine:

the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people

you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great

wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me

in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth

krook:

innocent looking girls that are secretly kinky as fuck are girls worth living for

shingeki-no-shinju:

Some of my favorite anime fansubs

Anonymous asked: describe the male orgasm

oddrew:

orgasms are pretty shit if you’re a guy being completely honest. it’s sort of like climbing to the top of a theoretical mountain in detroit. journey is pretty enjoyable, but then you finally get to the top, and you want to enjoy it, but the view just isn’t good. it’s the only mountain you have though. also once you get to the top you think you’re full of regret and think you’re very dirty/sweaty. also the journey is only like two minutes if you run. 

tldr; not as great as we want it to be or as girls think

itsthelesbiana:

That craving for an orgasm that masturbation cannot give you, it’s that type of orgasm that a specific person has to accomplish.

*packs a bowl, but doesn’t smoke it*

see, it’s a metaphor

reallylameblog:

*sticks a cigarette in my ass and lights it* it’s a metaphor! Good shit, this

deathontuesday:

[sets self on fire] it’s a fucking metaphor

oiitswilliamyang:

THE SONG THAT WILL GIVE YOU THE POWER TO ACE YOUR FINALS.

fancymarquis:

sure these guys mightve seen some crazy things but i doubt they could sit through an entire scary movie

fancymarquis:

sure these guys mightve seen some crazy things but i doubt they could sit through an entire scary movie

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

image

i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

skeleton man

skeletonpart:

magehenry:

skeletonpart:

magehenry:

skeletonpart:

during an accident as a child a small boy broke his arms and was then exposed to xrays  these rays revealed that the boy was in fact part man, part skeleton

..what?

the SKELETON MAN

wait wait wait wait sorry

part man, part skeleton?

yess just as a centaur is part man, part horse, so too is he, part man, part skeleton

(Source: skeletonsquad)

strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 
like at all

strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 

like at all

(Source: america-wakiewakie)

sneakyfeets:

THE DARK DEPTHS OF THE OCEAN TO MEET AND LEARN SURPRISING FACTS ABOUT THE MAGNIFICENT ANIMALS THAT LIVE THERE ALL THROUGH THE CAPTIVATING COLORFUL PAGES OF ZOOBOOKS

sneakyfeets:

THE DARK DEPTHS OF THE OCEAN TO MEET AND LEARN SURPRISING FACTS ABOUT THE MAGNIFICENT ANIMALS THAT LIVE THERE ALL THROUGH THE CAPTIVATING COLORFUL PAGES OF ZOOBOOKS

(Source: pacificasun)