the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people
you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great
wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me
in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth
innocent looking girls that are secretly kinky as fuck are girls worth living for
Anonymous asked: describe the male orgasm
orgasms are pretty shit if you’re a guy being completely honest. it’s sort of like climbing to the top of a theoretical mountain in detroit. journey is pretty enjoyable, but then you finally get to the top, and you want to enjoy it, but the view just isn’t good. it’s the only mountain you have though. also once you get to the top you think you’re full of regret and think you’re very dirty/sweaty. also the journey is only like two minutes if you run.
tldr; not as great as we want it to be or as girls think
That craving for an orgasm that masturbation cannot give you, it’s that type of orgasm that a specific person has to accomplish.
*packs a bowl, but doesn’t smoke it*
see, it’s a metaphor
*sticks a cigarette in my ass and lights it* it’s a metaphor! Good shit, this
[sets self on fire] it’s a fucking metaphor
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
during an accident as a child a small boy broke his arms and was then exposed to xrays these rays revealed that the boy was in fact part man, part skeleton
the SKELETON MAN
wait wait wait wait sorry
part man, part skeleton?
yess just as a centaur is part man, part horse, so too is he, part man, part skeleton