(Source: hisgreeneyesx)
HE TRIED TO ESCAPE
FUCK THE OCEAN
I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT
SEA PANCAKE OUT
Works every time.
Oh my god
EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME. WHOVIANS GOT THIS DOWN PAT.
(Source: funrussell)
name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense
name one fragrance commercial that doesn’t make scents
get out
name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense
name one fragrance commercial that doesn’t make scents
I have no idea as to why this courier is only wearing a loincloth.
he’s got a package for you
(Source: sweatersir)
yourheartofgoldturnedplatinum:
a boy i dated like two years ago just posted a status on facebook about how much he loves his girlfriend but last night he messaged me saying he misses me and if he ever got the chance he wouldnt hesitate to try and kiss me again and i have all the screenshots of that conversation that i am fully capable of sending to his girlfriend i have this kid right by the balls and i am holding the screenshots for the ransom of 25 taco bell chalupas
Response to Cole’s departure from tumblr
do you think he knows
What I find really astonishing isn’t that a giant land snail managed to earn a doctorate, but that he managed to land a national TV spot despite displaying this kind of egregious, disrespectful behaviour towards his co-host.
it got better
i was so terrified of this image for the longest time but now the comments exist and its the greatest thing ive ever seen.
(Source: 4est)
my friend is taking a psych class so she’s always talking about stuff she learns in there and yesterday she was like “you’re probably gay because you didn’t have a strong male figure in your life” like no i’m gay cause i want a strong male figure in my ass
omg
(Source: ggtrx)
Why are they yelling at me????
South Park at it’s finest.
